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linkismyhusband: *~ GIVEAWAY FOR POKEMON LOVERS ~* If you win, you’ll get BOTH Pokemon X and Y! Sorry for non-Pokemon fans~ I will be doing a different giveaway later though ^_^ ******************* RULES - Reblog as many times as you’d like - Likes count! - You don’t have to follow me, but I’d appreciate if you did! - No giveaway blogs please - Shipping will be covered. - Ends November 2nd! (I know it’s kind of late, but I’ll be busy around this time ~ surgery) - I will contact the winner through inbox, if you don’t reply in two days I will pick someone new. - I’m using an online generator (don’t know which one yet) to pick the winner.
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linkismyhusband: *~ GIVEAWAY FOR POKEMON LOVERS ~* If you win, you’ll get BOTH Pokemon X and Y! Sorry for non-Pokemon fans~ I will be doing a different giveaway later though ^_^ ******************* RULES - Reblog as many times as you’d like - Likes count! - You don’t have to follow me, but I’d appreciate if you did! - No giveaway blogs please - Shipping will be covered. - Ends November 2nd! (I know it’s kind of late, but I’ll be busy around this time ~ surgery) - I will contact the winner through inbox, if you don’t reply in two days I will pick someone new. - I’m using an online generator (don’t know which one yet) to pick the winner.
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linkismyhusband:

*~ GIVEAWAY FOR POKEMON LOVERS ~*

If you win, you’ll get BOTH Pokemon X and Y!
Sorry for non-Pokemon fans~ I will be doing a different giveaway later though ^_^

*******************
RULES

- Reblog as many times as you’d like
- Likes count!
- You don’t have to follow me, but I’d appreciate if you did!
- No giveaway blogs please
- Shipping will be covered.
- Ends November 2nd! (I know it’s kind of late, but I’ll be busy around this time ~ surgery)

- I will contact the winner through inbox, if you don’t reply in two days I will pick someone new. - I’m using an online generator (don’t know which one yet) to pick the winner.
commandereverdeen: WHAT’S UP INTERNET If you’re a gamer, you probably noticed all the new stuff being announces at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles. I’m super excited, especially about all the announcements from Sony and Nintendo. Lots of people are excited for different consoles and their respective games, LIKE THE 3DS. So here’s your chance to win one! The winner will receive a red 3DS XL system (like new, used only a few times) with its original box, charger, manuals, and AR cards. Plus, the two latest killer apps for the 3DS, Fire Emblem: Awakening and Animal Crossing: New Leaf! Rules: Sadly, the 3DS is region-locked, so I am only shipping to the United States. Reblogs count, Likes do not. Reblog as much as you like, but try not to spam 50 reblogs in a row. If you make a fake, empty, giveaway blog or something like that to spam reblogs then all your entries will be invalid. I will need the winner’s address for shipping purposes, so you have to be comfortable with sharing this information. The giveaway will end on Friday, June 21st and the winner will be announced on that day! Good luck!
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commandereverdeen: WHAT’S UP INTERNET If you’re a gamer, you probably noticed all the new stuff being announces at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles. I’m super excited, especially about all the announcements from Sony and Nintendo. Lots of people are excited for different consoles and their respective games, LIKE THE 3DS. So here’s your chance to win one! The winner will receive a red 3DS XL system (like new, used only a few times) with its original box, charger, manuals, and AR cards. Plus, the two latest killer apps for the 3DS, Fire Emblem: Awakening and Animal Crossing: New Leaf! Rules: Sadly, the 3DS is region-locked, so I am only shipping to the United States. Reblogs count, Likes do not. Reblog as much as you like, but try not to spam 50 reblogs in a row. If you make a fake, empty, giveaway blog or something like that to spam reblogs then all your entries will be invalid. I will need the winner’s address for shipping purposes, so you have to be comfortable with sharing this information. The giveaway will end on Friday, June 21st and the winner will be announced on that day! Good luck!
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commandereverdeen:

WHAT’S UP INTERNET

If you’re a gamer, you probably noticed all the new stuff being announces at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles. I’m super excited, especially about all the announcements from Sony and Nintendo.

Lots of people are excited for different consoles and their respective games, LIKE THE 3DS. So here’s your chance to win one! The winner will receive a red 3DS XL system (like new, used only a few times) with its original box, charger, manuals, and AR cards. Plus, the two latest killer apps for the 3DS, Fire Emblem: Awakening and Animal Crossing: New Leaf!

Rules:

  1. Sadly, the 3DS is region-locked, so I am only shipping to the United States.
  2. Reblogs count, Likes do not. Reblog as much as you like, but try not to spam 50 reblogs in a row.
  3. If you make a fake, empty, giveaway blog or something like that to spam reblogs then all your entries will be invalid.
  4. I will need the winner’s address for shipping purposes, so you have to be comfortable with sharing this information.

The giveaway will end on Friday, June 21st and the winner will be announced on that day! Good luck!

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Yes? yes. Go.

  • 1:

    Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer?

  • 2:

    Your last sexual encounter: Good or bad, and why?

  • 3:

    A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

  • 4:

    Something that never fails to make you horny:

  • 5:

    Where is one place you would never have sex:

  • 6:

    The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:

  • 7:

    Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

  • 8:

    What is the best way to sexually bind someone:

  • 9:

    What is the fastest way to make you horny:

  • 10:

    Top or bottom?

  • 11:

    We were about to have sex but then ________

  • 12:

    Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

  • 13:

    Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

  • 14:

    Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:

  • 15:

    Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

  • 16:

    Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

  • 17:

    Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

  • 18:

    Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

  • 19:

    Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

  • 20:

    A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

  • 21:

    How big is too big:

  • 22:

    One sexual thing you would never do:

  • 23:

    Biggest turn on:

  • 24:

    Three spots that drive you insane:

  • 25:

    Worst possible time to get horny:

  • 26:

    Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

  • 27:

    Worst sexual idea you ever had:

  • 28:

    How much fapping is too much fapping:

  • 29:

    Best sexual complement you ever got:

  • 30:

    Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:

  • 31:

    Is it good sex if you don’t nut:

  • 32:

    Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fucking.

  • 33:

    What your favorite part of your body?

  • 34:

    Favorite foreplay activities:

  • 35:

    Love (>,<, or =) Sex?

  • 36:

    What do you wear to bed?

  • 37:

    When was the first time you masturbated:

  • 38:

    Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

  • 39:

    Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

  • 40:

    Have/would you ever have sex in public?

  • 41:

    Have/would you ever had a threesome?

  • 42:

    What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

  • 43:

    Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?

  • 44:

    Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

  • 45:

    What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

  • 46:

    What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

  • 47:

    Most attractive celebrity?

  • 48:

    Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

  • 49:

    If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

  • 50:

    Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

  • 51:

    What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

  • 52:

    Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)

  • 53:

    Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

  • 54:

    How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

  • 55:

    How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

  • 56:

    Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

  • 57:

    Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

  • 58:

    Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? how long have you had it?)

  • 59:

    Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

  • 60:

    Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

  • 61:

    Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

  • 62:

    Do you watch porn?

  • 63:

    How small is too small?

  • 64:

    Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

  • 65:

    Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

  • 66:

    Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

  • 67:

    Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

  • 68:

    Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

  • 69:

    If you could give yourself head, would you?

  • 70:

    Booty or Boobs?

  • 71:

    If you had a penis, what would you name it?

  • 72:

    Have you ever been on an official date?

  • 73:

    Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

  • 74:

    If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

  • 75:

    Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

  • 76:

    How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

  • 77:

    What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina?

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